Poker Hand Nicknames

Poker Hand Nicknames 5,9/10 4487 reviews

Tiger: poker lingo for a low hand to include 23456 or 7. Tight Player: poker term for a cautious player who rarely bets on weak hands. Trap: poker lingo for a situation where a player may have to call a big raise to stay in the game. Trey: refers to the 3-card with 3 pips. Two-card Poker: version where the best 2 cards are winners. The first group of poker hand nicknames is that which is visually representative of something, meaning that when you write down the letters or numbers of your cards, they will assume a similar shape to either familiar objects or initials: A, A – American Airlines, Bullets or Pocket Rockets J, J – fish-hooks (or just hooks), Jay Birds. “Texas Dolly”, “Amarillo Slim”, and “Treetop” are just a few of the best poker player nicknames that date back to the good old days of poker. The WSOP was young and professional respectability was just a pipe dream. A king card is commonly referred to as a cowboy in poker, so a pocket pair of kings is often referred to simply as cowboys. Other nicknames that are used include the following.

  1. Poker Hand Names
  2. List Of Poker Hand Nicknames
  3. Poker Hand Nicknames

Here's an incomplete list of poker hand nicknames toimprove your sense of humor. Warning: Some of these nicknames may offend.

Hole card nicknames
  • American Airlines
  • Pocket Rockets
  • Bullets
  • Big Slick
  • Walking Back to Houston
  • Big Slick in a Suit (if suited)
  • Korean Airlines
  • Little Slick
  • Big Chick
  • Big Slut
  • Blackjack
  • Jackass
  • Johnny Moss
  • Transvestite (looks like AA at first glance)
  • Ashtray
  • Baskin Robbins
  • Hunting Season
  • Cowboy Wolford
  • Cowboys
  • King Kong
  • Kangaroos
  • Royal Couple
  • Kojak
  • King John
  • Tucson Monster
  • Harry Potter
  • Starsky and Hutch
  • Saw Mill
  • A Pair of Dogs
  • Mop Squeezers
  • Ladies
  • Jailhouse Rock
  • Sigfried and Roy
  • Four Tits
  • The Hilton Sisters
  • Oedipus
  • Robert Varkonyi
  • Computer Hand
  • Village People
  • Grannie Mae
  • San Francisco Busboy
  • Gay Waiter
  • Jay Birds
  • Hooks
  • Devils
  • Jeff Talley
  • Motown
  • Jackson Five
  • Rock and Roll
  • Bubblegum Soul
  • Jay Birds
  • Hooks
  • Flat Tire
  • Binary
  • Woolworth
  • Broderick Crawford
  • Over and Out
  • Roger That
  • Good Buddy
  • Truckers' Special
  • Trucker
  • Executive Trucker (when suited)
  • Doyle Brunson
  • Popeyes
  • Phil Hellmuth
  • German Virgins
  • Oldsmobile
  • Joe Bernstein
  • Big Lick
  • Dinner For Two
  • The Good Lover
  • Happy Meal
  • Dolly Parton
  • Hard Working Man
  • Nine to Five
  • Joe Montana Banana
  • Jack Benny
  • Montana Banana
  • Twiggy
  • Snowmen
  • Two Fat Ladies
  • Dawg Balls
  • Racetracks
  • Double Infinity
  • RPM
  • Sven
  • Raquel Welch
  • Saturn
  • Mullets
  • Sunset Strip
  • Union Oil
  • Beer Hand
  • Route 66
  • Kicks
  • The Rabbit
  • Blocky
  • Presto
  • Speed Limit
  • Jesse James
  • Colt 45
  • Diana Dors
  • Magnum
  • Sailboats
  • Crabs
  • Hooter Stand
  • Mississippi Slick
  • Can of Corn
  • Ducks
  • Pocket Swans
  • Quack Quack
Full hand nicknames
  • Full Metal Jacket
  • Machine Gun (AK-47)
  • Steel Wheel
  • Dead Man's Hand
  • The Four Horsemen
  • The Alabama Night Riders
  • The Three Wise Men
  • Three Musketeers
  • Thirty Miles of Bad Road
  • The Devil
  • Satan
  • Lucifer
  • The Beast
  • Forest
  • Four Trees
  • Socks and Shoes

Please visit our casino guide - all you need to know about blackjack strategi and bingo.

Contact Dr. Neau for information on advertising on this site.


Animated GIF of DrNTM in action


The Dr. Neau ad series


Dr. Neau's series of video tutorials


Long live 'The Rock': banned from Canterbury Card Club 11/23/2005
Post condolences and memories here

Recent News
Dr. Neau's Tournament Manager can now manage matched-based tournaments (Bracketed Heads-Up, Round-Robin Heads-Up and Sit-and-Go Series)
Download
Jump to the Download and Licensing page.
Pricing
Jump to the Download and Licensing page.
System requirements
Operating system - Any, as long as it supports Java 1.5 or higher. The Java Runtime Environment is free to download.

Processor - 400MHz minimum recommended

Video - 800x600 minimum recommended

Release Notes and Development Plan
Current release notes are always available here.

The notes include all changes starting with v3beta4.0. Additionally, they detail future plans.

Support
If you need to get a question answered, you have two options:

1. Send email to support@drneau.com.

2. Post a question in the appropriate forum in the bulletin board.

Dr. Neau will get back to you as soon as possible. Note that he may ask you to zip up your entire repository and email it to him.

Bulletin Board
An online discussion forum for the users of Dr. Neau's Tournament Management System
Video Learning Modules
See the course catalog. If you're having trouble viewing the course catalog, jump straight to my YouTube page.
Component Library
My fabulous users have submitted components that you can download and use:

Send your components to me if you think others can benefit from them.

Dr. Neau Baseball Cap

Get them while they're still available! Approximate cost: $13 (includes shipping)
Contact
Dr. Neau for ordering details
Wearing a Dr. Neau cap does not necessarily improve your results
Facebook
Are you on Facebook? Join the Dr. Neau Zealots group: Another way to get updates.

Customers

Commercial casinos / businesses / bar leagues
5th Street Poker Parties - A Twin Cities-based organization focused on helping you host a professional-style poker tournament. Action shot.
Budapest Poker Open - Held at the Las Vegas and Tropicana casinos in Budapest, 11/27/05 - 12/4/05
Medina Poker League - The best damn poker bar in the Twin Cities - Charter member of the Amateur Poker League. Action shot.

Private leagues
Elite Poker Tour - Check out their game room!
Haps Invitational
Ho-Chuck Poker Room
Jeff & Steve's Poker League - The league that spawned Dr. Neau's Tournament Manager
Johnson Brothers Poker Series
Lucky Dog Poker Society
Silverlake Rounders
Turn n' Burn Rounders
Twin Cities Underground Poker League
Wednesday Night Poker - Ohio based league
Wet College Radio Poker League - Based in Ohio, where home games are legal
Witney No-Limit Hold'em Poker League - Poker Club in the United Kingdom.

Partners

Play-to-Win Company - Blackjack Simplified - Products to improve your Blackjack game...the 'Quick Reference' strategy card and the 'How to Play Blackjack' brochure.
Home Series of Poker - A free online league Manager...and it can import information from Dr. Neau's Tournament Manager!
Home Poker Tour - A free website that can be used to schedule and manage your home poker tournaments in the form of a home poker league...Dr. Neau's Tournament Manager can export files to the required format.
Home Poker Tourney - The site for information on running your own poker tournament.
Poker DIY- A poker league management site for connecting poker players...and it can import tournaments from DrNTM.

History of DrNTM
1983 - Dr. Neau gets an Apple IIe for Christmas. He and 'The Eradicator' begin work on their first application: D&N's Dungeons and Dragons Assistant
1992 - Dr. Neau gets his degree in Computer Science and goes to work for Cray Research.
1996 - Dr. Neau writes his first Java application - A sports 'Magic Number' calculator.
1999 - Dr. Neau gets his Masters in Software Engineering
2004 - (January) Dr. Neau and The Eradicator host their first tournament. It was a logistical disaster. Work begins on something to help.
2004 - (February) Dr. Neau creates and uses his first blind timer...just a timer with sounds. Several Excel-spreadsheet based solutions are tried. At one point, he has the Java timer, an Excel chip calculator, an Excel result/payout tracker and a Java seating manager...all separate.
2004 - (June) Dr. Neau makes 'Dr. Neau's Tournament Manager, v1' available to the public for free. People tell him he should charge for it.
2005 - Dr. Neau releases v2. People actually pay. The Rock is banned from Canterbury Card Club. He continues enhancing the application through mid-2006.
2006 - Work begins on v3.
2009 - v3 is released.
2010 - v4 is released.

Dr. Neau has been running monthly 16-24 player tournaments since 2004 and uses his own league as a guinea pig for his software. He is a member of the Tournament Directors Association.

Testimonials
Darryl -May, 2009
'Version 3.0.9 was a smashing success, Jeff. Oh, there were those cockyfolks that had a copy of version 2 limited that they had gotten from a friendand thought they had it all. But when we started flashing photos on the screenthat were taken moments before and when the names and pictures of every playerthat was registered and eliminated started flashing up on the screen, you couldactually hear oohs and adds and little sheisters then coming up and asking ifthey could have a copy of it. I said 'Sure' and gave them your address.'
Matt -February, 2009
'I used the software this weekend for a charity tournament event. What afantastic piece of software.'
Chuck - January, 2006
'Your software is whatmakes our tourneys rock. You have done an outstanding job with it.'
Terr - July, 2005
'This is by far thebest tournament software Ihave used. I have read the target market for this is small home tournaments butlet me tell you in my opinion this is perfect for someone like me running large150 -200 person tournaments.'
'abhunter'- June, 2005
'...everyone had agreat time and said the tournament was run like a top notch game. They all saidthe software program made it all work out. I want to thank you for a greatproduct.'
'blockhead'- February, 2005
'But best part isthat the whining, bitching that used to go on is now gone.'
Some internet blog - February 2005
'This is one of the neatest programs that Ihave used for organizing the guys poker night at the house. Dr. Neau has usedhis 'skee-ill' to put together a well thought out program.'
Martin - February 2005
'This is by far the most complete andcustomizable tournament manager software that I had the chance to stumbleacross.'
Bard - February, 2005
'I finally got to take the software on twolive runs through actual tournaments this weekend, and it worked great. Took a lot of the the grunt work out of the game and let us enjoy the poker thatmuch more. Many thanks for all your effort; I wish some of these large softwarecompanies could see what can be done with a little time and effort and focus onthe product, rather than the profit. I appreciate the chance to try itout. If this ever does grow into something you could profit from, I wishyou all the luck.'
Gooty Brother - February, 2005
'Jeff: We used Tournament Manager('TM') for our 11th annual [tournament] last night. Although weemploy a rather unique combined limit/no-limit structure for a 7-card studtournament, TM did an admirable job of managing our tournament. Thoughtyou might enjoy seeing the fruits of your labor in action. The attachedphoto shows the winners of GBPT 2005 with TM displayed in the background.'
Jack - January, 2005
'You’re doing a great job developing this…..I have looked at other programs that cost in the $60 to $70 range that don’t have some of these features...'
Mr. Princeton - January, 2005
'I play a fair amount and just about every program I see pales in comparison to yours...'
Bruce - January, 2005
'I and all the guys in our tournaments love your software. We just started having tournaments and were concerned about how everyone would act. Some people get pissed off over the smallest thing (especially if they lose). By using your software, all the main decisions like who sits where, when the blinds change, keeping track of the finishing order, and so on, were made by the computer. No one got upset or angry and everything was great. Having your software has guaranteed that I will be invited to every tournament around. I sent you some money. I wished I could pay more. I am glad you took the time to work on this software and I am very glad you share it with others.'
Mr. BJC - July, 2004
'This program is awesome!...This program will make a lot of people happy...'
Jamaican Pete - July, 2004
'I wanted to let you know that I used the TM on the Mac on Saturday night...everything worked perfectly and it was a lot of fun for the table.'
Mr. Mooney - July, 2004
'I really like your tournament manager. I think it will add that little bit of class I need to pull this first time event off.'
Jamaican Pete - August, 2004
'I'm a regular at a couple of online poker forums, and every so often people post requests for recommendations for this type of software - Tournament Director seems to be the most commonly mentioned program. I've looked at it and I think yours is better. Would it be ok for me to refer people to Tournament Manager?'
Mickey C - August 2004
'Thanks for a great product and your time and effort'
MattE - August, 2004
'I can't thank you enough for all your hard work. I've sent [a payment] via paypal. I would have sent more, but I was knocked out 7th in the tournament Friday! Everyone was VERY impressed. I ran it as a sever (Mac G4, 400MHz, 1GigRAM, OS 10.3.5 with latest Java update from Apple) and as a client (17' 1.3 GHz G4 Powerbook, 1GigRAM, OS 10.3.5 & latest Java from Apple) over my wireless (802.11g) network. Everything went as smooth as silk. I was free to enjoy (getting my ass kicked) the tournament without worrying about managing it. It was a great success, the most fun I've had losing my ass. You should definitely NOT be giving this EXCELLENT piece of software away for free. In fact, I think you should be selling it to Casinos and Card Rooms for several hundred dollars a copy. I'm a software project manager and I have some idea of the pain you must have gone through to write and test this very full-featured cross platform application....'
Thanks
Special thanks goes to:

The remaining founders: Aaron, Allen, Carl, Charles, Jeremiah, John, Marco, Martin, Nelson and Peter.
The Twin Cities Underground Poker League for being willing guinea pigs.
The Eradictor for being a great person to bounce ideas off of.
The v3 beta testers for making great suggestions and finding obscure bugs.
The Poker Knights of Calgary for screwing me and forcing me to get a real license manager for v3.

15:43
13 Mar

When it comes to nicknames, everybody hopes that they’ll get one that sounds cool, or dangerous, or – at the very least – one that's not offensive, negative, or just plain crap! Because nicknames stick with you, and become part of your life whether you like them or not!

Just ask basketball legend Earvin ‘Magic’ Johnson (as cool a name as any) or heavyweight boxer Audley ‘Fraudley’ Harrison (hardly how a fighter wants to be seen) or soccer player Nicolas ‘The Incredible Sulk’ Anelka (yet another reason for the Frenchman to be unhappy!).

When it comes to poker nicknames, there are very few players who don’t sport at least one. It kind of goes with the territory, harking back to the days when smoky back-rooms and small-time hoods were part and parcel of the game.

Jimmy ‘The Greek’ is a name just as likely to be found in a gangster movie as it is in a poker tournament, and it has an ‘edgy’ ring to it – much more so than James George Snyder Senior as he was known formally (not to mention his original Greek name of Dimetrios Georgios Synodinos!).

Where are you from?

There are plenty of poker pros who have nicknames taken from their country of birth, and generally it’s a safe bet with few negative connotations, but although ‘The Flying Dutchman’ (Marcel Luske) and ‘The Great Dane’ (Gus Hansen) can be satisfied, Patrick Antonius’ nom de plume of ‘the Finn’ is about as dull as it gets! Johnny Chan gets a good one though – ‘The Orient Express’, although most of the Far East nicknames have a certain attractive mystique to them, such as David ‘The Dragon’ Pham, whose rail are prone to shout ‘You on fire!’ whenever he wins a big hand.

Of course, towns and cities can give names a certain little boost, and even though ‘Grand Rapids Tom’ (Tom McEvoy) isn’t too great, nor is John ‘Miami’ Cernuto, where would we be without ‘Amarillo Slim’ (the poker equivalent of ‘Minnesota Fats') or ‘Texas Dolly’ (Doyle Brunson, whose famous pseudonym was given by Jimmy The Greek nonetheless, who struggled to pronounce the ‘Grandfather of Poker’s’ name back in the day).

Looks can kill

This is always a dubious area for nicknames, unless you’re born from good genetic stock! Still, being named ‘the Bald Eagle’(Steve Zolotow) has a decent ring to it, even though resembling the actual bird itself is a mixed blessing at best.

Jack ‘Treetop’ Straus gained his name from his towering 6’ 6” frame, which had allegedly seen him play college basketball, although no records can be found to confirm this. What we do know, though, is that the famous poker saying ‘a chip and a chair’ probably came about as a result of his 1982 WSOP Main Event win. Down to one chip (a $25 or a $500 chip, depending on whose account you believe) Straus fought his way back to take the title and $520,000.

Poker Hall of Famer Crandell Addington, one of the founding fathers of the WSOP, was always referred to as ‘Dandy’ on account of his impeccable dress-sense: a suit and tie at the table reflecting the millionaire businessman’s sense of propriety.

Another nickname based on looks is Chris ‘Jesus’ Ferguson, although kicking the money-lenders out probably isn’t top of the legendary poker pro’s to-do list! And as the original Jesus likely wasn’t a cowboy, it’s really just the long hair, long face combo which christened him for poker eternity.

Poker Hand Names

Youth has always had a big influence on nicknames, with the most famous from the old-school being Stu ‘The Kid’ Ungar, although 2009 WSOP Main Event champion Joe Cada also sports this name. Unless, however, Cada is Ungar’s kid, then I suggest he change his nickname – there is definitely only one Ungar in the poker world! Daniel ‘Kid Poker’ Negreanu has found a way around this copycat-naming, however.

Actions speak louder than words

List Of Poker Hand Nicknames

Or at least, they reflect them in the poker community. Speaking of actions, Dan ‘Action Dan’ Harrington only deserves his nickname in the ironic sense, his very safe and responsible approach to the game being a source of mirth for those who named him.

Poker Hand Nicknames

‘Mister Cool’, aka Ihsan ‘Sammy’ Farha, fully deserves his title – always dressing well and sitting unperturbed at the table. The unlit cigarette he has perpetually hanging from his lips, however, is now only cool in the retro world of 60’s film stars – but it’s as much a part of him as his ‘cool’ demeanor.

Being known as the ‘Robin Hood of Poker’ must be a great feeling – it’s hard for people to dislike you if, as Barry Greenstein has done for years, you donate your tournament winnings to charity. Although perhaps this Robin has had to tighten his belt as the last 10 years has seen only his net earnings given to good causes. Or perhaps it’s the Sheriff of Nottingham’s taxes to blame for this newer approach?).

Never lose it

Although nicknames tend to stay with a player throughout their career, some have come from a time before they made it to the green felt.

ElkY, for example, is the well-known moniker for Bertrand Grospelier, but if you have no idea (like me) where this nickname came from, you might be surprised to learn that it’s from his younger days when he was a top WarCraft and StarCraft player. ElkY in fact being the short version of his RPG character ‘Elkantar’. So now you know.

Jennifer Leigh is another to have carried her old nickname over into poker, ‘Jennicide’ being her online alias from the bulletin boards of her youth. 1973 Main Event winner Walter ‘Puggy’ Pearson had a childhood accident to blame for his canine nickname, although Puggy is somewhat better than the ‘Puggy-Wuggy’ some used for him.

Todd Brunson’s ‘DarkHorse’ name, from when he won an early event as an outside be,t has stuck with him all through his career, as has Rafe ‘FurstOut’ Furst’s after his memorable (though he probably hates being reminded of it) early bust out back in the 2003 WSOP Main Event.

Nicknames

What’s in a Name?

Some fortunate poker players have ended up with nicknames which would make most jealous, such as the recently-departed Dave ‘Devilfish’ Ulliott, fellow Englishman Ram ‘CrazyHorse’ Vaswami or Carlos ‘El Matador’ Mortensen - names which convey an aggression and fearless attitude, both very positive poker characteristics.

Somewhat less intimidating are the likes of Allen ‘Clever Piggy’ Cunninham, Greg ‘Fossilman’ Raymer or Bobby ‘The Owl’ Baldwin – they just don’t compare to the likes of Erik ‘Seiborg’ Seidel or Jerry ‘The Shadow’ Yang in the scary-named opponents stakes!

Names which could or should have been…

As mentioned previously, poker players don’t often get to choose their nicknames – Mike ‘The Mouth’ Matusow might be happy with his on occasion, but it’s come back to bite him more often than not, even if it has helped pay his way through sponsorship.

If we could re-name players, Matusow would likely become ‘PottyMouth Mike’, Phil ‘The Tiger Woods of Poker’ Ivey might fancy Phil ’EdgeSorter’ Ivey and Howard ‘The Professor’ Lederer would sound just fine as Howard ‘Unforgiven’ Lederer to most fans of the game.

The Unabomber? The Shark? The Monk? Have a guess at who these guys really are - the first at least ought to be simple for any poker buff worth his salt!

The Magician, The Master and The Mad Genius? Look’em up if you don’t know, and give them alternative nicknames if you can.

My own nickname? Well, Andy ‘winninghorse’ Burnett works for me, but perhaps Andy ‘raisefoldlose’ Burnett is more appropriate!